In Which I Expose My Husband For the Nice Guy He Is
My phone just rang and as I answered it I heard:
Rob: "A!! A!! I pick A! or maybe C!! Yeah C!! A or C. I want to change my answer from this weekend. Is it too late to change my mind?"
Me: "Yes it is"
Rob: "But I didn't know it was a quiz with multiple choices! If I had seen all the choices laid out before hand I would have chosen A and C. I would have eliminated B right away."
Me: "Well, maybe next time you will know"
Rob: "Obviously B was wrong. Please, please let me change my answer."
Me: "Don't worry there will be other chances to demonstrate what you have learned."
Rob: "Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?"
Me: "Umm no, but you haven't seen me today."
Rob: "Well, but you are beautiful (pause) and um so smart!! and funny!! ( pause) I mean it. I am so so lucky. (pause) I really mean it. wow, I am one lucky guy."
Me: " Well now you are just sucking up."
Rob: "No, that's not true at all! (long pause) So, ummm are you going to write that I said something nice on your blog? "
Me: "Well, let's not get all crazy now."
Rob: "A!! A!! I pick A! or maybe C!! Yeah C!! A or C. I want to change my answer from this weekend. Is it too late to change my mind?"
Me: "Yes it is"
Rob: "But I didn't know it was a quiz with multiple choices! If I had seen all the choices laid out before hand I would have chosen A and C. I would have eliminated B right away."
Me: "Well, maybe next time you will know"
Rob: "Obviously B was wrong. Please, please let me change my answer."
Me: "Don't worry there will be other chances to demonstrate what you have learned."
Rob: "Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?"
Me: "Umm no, but you haven't seen me today."
Rob: "Well, but you are beautiful (pause) and um so smart!! and funny!! ( pause) I mean it. I am so so lucky. (pause) I really mean it. wow, I am one lucky guy."
Me: " Well now you are just sucking up."
Rob: "No, that's not true at all! (long pause) So, ummm are you going to write that I said something nice on your blog? "
Me: "Well, let's not get all crazy now."
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