Not Feeling The Least Bit Guilty

Giving your child hot chocolate milk in a bottle: free with cost of homeschool tubing session



Letting same child finish off your cup of coffee, so you don't have to hear her screaming any more: free with cost of homeschool tubing session



Allowing same child to carry around and eat a baggie of Froot Loops (notice it is not spelled fruit, wouldn't want anyone to be confused and think there is actual fruit in there) : less than $1



Seeing the horrified looks on the faces of all the superior parents: priceless

Seeing the horrified looks on the faces of all the superior parents as you photograph child with these things: There are just some things money can't buy.