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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Good Times

Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a nice hot, strong cup of coffee.

Except for:
  1. a toddler who prevents you from drinking your coffee
  2. a toddler who is screaming and preventing you from drinking your coffee
  3. a toddler who is screaming because she is covered in poop from neck to toe inside of her footie pajamas and thus preventing you from drinking your coffee
  4. a toddler who is screaming and wrestling with you while you try to carefully remove the footie pajamas without getting poop on yourself
  5. a toddler who is screaming because she doesn't want to take a bath to wash off the poop which covers her body from neck to toe
  6. a toddler who is screaming and throwing poopie bath water on you while you are trying to wash her off
  7. a toddler who is screaming and has the strength of Hercules and can therefore yank the spray hose out of your hand and squirt you with it
  8. a toddler who is screaming and now poop free, demanding that only a banana can make her whole again
  9. a toddler who is screaming upon the realization that there are no bananas in the house
  10. a toddler who is screaming hanging onto your leg while you chug your freezing cold cup of coffee

6 Comments:

Blogger Maggie said...

your blog makes me laugh everyday.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Jordana said...

Next time drink the coffee first. The poop will still be waiting when you are done, but at least you'll be caffeinated.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Carolyn said...

This really made me laugh. It's nice to know someone else deals with neck to toe poop.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Blair said...

coffee... what a magical word that sadly doesn't work on (or with) kids very well!

12:27 AM  
Blogger MoMMY said...

Thankfully I am done with the neck to toe poop but the blazing fever has kept me in a similar boat today.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

house training a dog free

4:54 AM  

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