Good Times
Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a nice hot, strong cup of coffee.
Except for:
Except for:
- a toddler who prevents you from drinking your coffee
- a toddler who is screaming and preventing you from drinking your coffee
- a toddler who is screaming because she is covered in poop from neck to toe inside of her footie pajamas and thus preventing you from drinking your coffee
- a toddler who is screaming and wrestling with you while you try to carefully remove the footie pajamas without getting poop on yourself
- a toddler who is screaming because she doesn't want to take a bath to wash off the poop which covers her body from neck to toe
- a toddler who is screaming and throwing poopie bath water on you while you are trying to wash her off
- a toddler who is screaming and has the strength of Hercules and can therefore yank the spray hose out of your hand and squirt you with it
- a toddler who is screaming and now poop free, demanding that only a banana can make her whole again
- a toddler who is screaming upon the realization that there are no bananas in the house
- a toddler who is screaming hanging onto your leg while you chug your freezing cold cup of coffee
5 Comments:
your blog makes me laugh everyday.
Next time drink the coffee first. The poop will still be waiting when you are done, but at least you'll be caffeinated.
This really made me laugh. It's nice to know someone else deals with neck to toe poop.
coffee... what a magical word that sadly doesn't work on (or with) kids very well!
Thankfully I am done with the neck to toe poop but the blazing fever has kept me in a similar boat today.
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