Sing Along to the New Queen

Another one gets the bug
Another one gets the bug
And another one gone, another one gone
Another one gets the bug
Hey, it's gonna make you puke
Another one gets the bug

Nothing brings joy to a mother of sick children like the sound of running feet and vomit making it into the toilet. It is so much easier to be sympathetic when all I have to do is flush the toilet and hand the child a cup of listerine with which to gargle.

Stay tuned for my follow up song, Ode to Lysol.