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Monday, August 22, 2005

Quote Of The Day

Said by my 4 year old:

"Mom, you should have had your penis operated on since you are the one who hatches all the babies."

Why yes I do homeschool my children, why do you ask?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too cute!

Lately I have been getting the question "Do they (whatever animal we are discussing) have egg babies or real babies?"

Or my favorite...

"Mom, where am I in this picture?"
"Umm, you weren't born yet"
"Ok so where WAS I?"

"Umm you were still in heaven as an angel waiting to be sent to us"

you can use your imagination as to what limitless can of worms THAT opens!

1:04 AM  
Blogger joy madison said...

hilarious!!!! I love it! I am homeschooling this year, for the first time....ACK!

2:39 AM  
Blogger Lammy said...

I Literally LOL at this one. Your kids are hilarious!

Thanks for sharing--I needed a good laugh today!

3:04 AM  
Blogger martha marmot said...

*ROFL* Thanks!

7:55 AM  
Blogger Meg said...

I can't WAIT to answer sex questions! Uh, that was sarcastic, by the way.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I, too, laughed out loud. So funny!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My daughters still don't understand that they don't have penises. When they say "that tickled my penis!" when we go over the railroad tracks in the car, it's nearly too much for me.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Sleeping Mommy said...

So...did you explain that moms don't have a penis? And how did he take it?

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Libragirl said...

Ok.. I read that before I read about the surgery that must not be named and thought "what is going on in that house" Then I read the surgery entry and went...."OH that makes sense"

That is a great line.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! :D

10:28 PM  
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3:35 PM  

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