This Is My Life
This afternoon I was playing on the floor with the kids. I really had to get up and go pee, but in deference to my inner 5 year old child, I put it off until it was almost an emergency.
I ran to the bathroom, shut the door, pulled down my pants, dancing around the entire time.
And then I realized that one (or possibly more) of my boys had peed all over the seat.
I was faced with a decision to either dance around and clean up the toilet seat, hoping that I had enough bladder control left, or to hover over the seat. I chose to hover. Being 7 mos pregnant and having given birth to several children, the bladder control situation seemed iffy.
And as I squatted there I simultaneously came to the realizations that 1) I had sunk to an all new low by having a toilet in my house that was not fit for using, and 2) this is my life.
I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry.
But before I got a chance to decide I lost my balance and my big butt flopped right down on the wet toilet seat.
I sat there for a few moments in disbelief. Now this was an all time new low.
And I did the only thing I could do. I laughed, because really it was funny.
I ran to the bathroom, shut the door, pulled down my pants, dancing around the entire time.
And then I realized that one (or possibly more) of my boys had peed all over the seat.
I was faced with a decision to either dance around and clean up the toilet seat, hoping that I had enough bladder control left, or to hover over the seat. I chose to hover. Being 7 mos pregnant and having given birth to several children, the bladder control situation seemed iffy.
And as I squatted there I simultaneously came to the realizations that 1) I had sunk to an all new low by having a toilet in my house that was not fit for using, and 2) this is my life.
I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry.
But before I got a chance to decide I lost my balance and my big butt flopped right down on the wet toilet seat.
I sat there for a few moments in disbelief. Now this was an all time new low.
And I did the only thing I could do. I laughed, because really it was funny.
2 Comments:
LOL At least you noticed *before* you sat down! You are way ahead of me on that count!
OMG..........I know exactly how you feel. I have 6 boys and pregnant with the seventh (meaning Im almost 9 months preg), and I never use their toilet. However, the other night had to potty real bad, and didnt think I was going to make it to my bathroom, so went in theirs. And not thinking sat right down.......Eeewww! I should have looked first. It wasnt funny at the time........but now looking back it was rather funny. And knowing that I am not the only one with boys who have problems aiming...LOL
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