Conquering Mt Never-rest
If you need me today I will be attempting to reach the summit of Mt Never-rest. A climb like this requires years of intense conditioning. Do not attempt at your home.
I hope to unearth all the small children. Please wish me luck.
If you don't hear from me in another day or two, send supplies* and reinforcements.
In the future, my children will be wearing my new line of disposable clothes, which will come on a roll like paper towels with a perforated edge between each outfit. Look for it soon in stores near you under the name Tear-n-Wear.
* by supplies I mean copious amounts of alcohol
I hope to unearth all the small children. Please wish me luck.
If you don't hear from me in another day or two, send supplies* and reinforcements.
In the future, my children will be wearing my new line of disposable clothes, which will come on a roll like paper towels with a perforated edge between each outfit. Look for it soon in stores near you under the name Tear-n-Wear.
* by supplies I mean copious amounts of alcohol
11 Comments:
haha
I love the innocent look on the baby's face.
Laundry IS my agenda today as well.
yuck
Where do we sign up to test-wear your new line of Tear n Wear? Sounds like an excellent idea! Sorry about that lousy cashier in the previous post, they're in our town too.
I don't have 7 kids, yet I have that much laundry. **scratches head**
Oh my God!
I am so sorry!
I wouldn't mind some of those for me =]
I mean the disposable clothes, not the laundry!
Oh man. I haven't done laundry in 2 weeks, but there are only 3 of us. That's bad enough. Every time I start there is something better to be done, like going on the computer.
Don't accidentally put the baby in the wash...
Hey! What are you doing in my house!?! (Liz @ This Full House)
I've been lurking on your blog for the past month or so and you almost never fail to make me laugh.
I very nearly named by new blog 'the small grey mobile home' in honor of your blog... but decided that would be petty. (I really do like my little house.)
Thanks for taking time out of your own laundry to bring me (and others) laughter.
--Kelly
In emergencies like this....bottle of brandy in the post.
Ally:-)
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