In Which I Over Use Quotation Marks and Euphemisms
and show that it is a very fine line between sharing and oversharing.
"I have to bring another "sample" to the doctor tomorrow."
"Oh boy! Lucky you."
"The doctor gave me the container to bring home so I could have some "help" getting the "sample"."
"Oh boy! Lucky me!"
Time passes, "help" is rendered, and the "sample" is obtained.
"The doctor said I need to bring a "sample" in every day for an entire month."
"Nice try."
"I have to bring another "sample" to the doctor tomorrow."
"Oh boy! Lucky you."
"The doctor gave me the container to bring home so I could have some "help" getting the "sample"."
"Oh boy! Lucky me!"
Time passes, "help" is rendered, and the "sample" is obtained.
"The doctor said I need to bring a "sample" in every day for an entire month."
"Nice try."
8 Comments:
Atleast he tried!
We never did bring in a sample. Nope. He said he'd never done it before and wasn't going to start now. LOL.
We just held our breath for a few months and then realized it must have 'took'. 9 years ago now. ;)
That was very unfair of you, now I have little voices surrounding me, "What? What? What is so funny? What are you laughing at?" and I can't tell them!
It turns out that even though the nausea is gone, I still pee a little if I laugh hard enough.
LOL, I hope the doc doesnt need another "sample"
Hurray! You are such a fantastic wifey. He is toooo clever.
AAHAH! I'd be skeptical if my beau said he had to get a sample. They'll try ANYthing.
That sounds like when my husband walked in the door the other day from the Cardiologists office. I said well what did he say? He replys, "He said I have 6 months to live and that I must have s*x everyday. I said "do you have a prescription for that? "
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