Busted
There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.
"Mom, what are you doing?" a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.
"Uh, I am using the bathroom." I answer.
"Using it for what?"
"Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?"
"Well, I hear paper rustling."
"It's the toilet paper, I think."
"No it's not."
"How do you know?"
"Because I can smell candy through the door. And don't try to tell me that is how your poop smells."
"Mom, what are you doing?" a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.
"Uh, I am using the bathroom." I answer.
"Using it for what?"
"Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?"
"Well, I hear paper rustling."
"It's the toilet paper, I think."
"No it's not."
"How do you know?"
"Because I can smell candy through the door. And don't try to tell me that is how your poop smells."
17 Comments:
AAAHA! They're like little bears, the way they can smell food (candy). Oh, how sweet. Did you let them in for a bathroom candy fest?
That is so funny, I get busted all the time trying to eat something in secret, because I know I will have to share it with 5 other people, and darnet, I dont want to. LOL
And don't tell me that is how your poop smells! PRICELESS!
This is the beauty of blogs. In 20 years you can show this to him. HA!
Caught in the act! Funny!!!!!
That is hysterical. Those boys are onto you!
LOL---no seriously LOL
That is just hilarious. Thank you, you just provided me with my first laugh out loud guffaw of the day.
Yes, I said guffaw. Want to make something of it?
LOL Its ok Sleeping mommy I will say it with you... GUFFAW!
My Dh doesnt understand the addiction of blogs but even he appreciated this post when I read it to him.
Thanks for the giggle of the day I really needed it.
You are my morning cup of laughter. Too bad Starbucks can't market you!
hahahahahahaha...
we ALL enjoyed this one.
How with all you do, remember these to get to your blog? I wish I was could be so proficient in recall to be able to blog my kid's funnies. Though yours are classics. And we're so lucky you write!
Okay, look at the time of posting. ;) Sheesh what a tangled mass/mess of words - hope you know what I meant :P
bwa ha ha! thanks for the laugh.
This is absolutely priceless ! ROTFLOL :-)
What? You mean your poop DOESN'T smell like candy?
That's great, smart kiddo...
That was just too cute
Hilarious! You are fabulosa! I was intriguied by the name of your blog and read awhile. BTW... I love your red toile wallpaper in the background of the photo w/ Santa's Heine & cookies.
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