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Friday, November 04, 2005


There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.

"Mom, what are you doing?" a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.

"Uh, I am using the bathroom." I answer.

"Using it for what?"

"Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?"

"Well, I hear paper rustling."

"It's the toilet paper, I think."

"No it's not."

"How do you know?"

"Because I can smell candy through the door. And don't try to tell me that is how your poop smells."


Blogger J├╝rgen Nation said...

AAAHA! They're like little bears, the way they can smell food (candy). Oh, how sweet. Did you let them in for a bathroom candy fest?

8:54 AM  
Blogger Audrey said...

That is so funny, I get busted all the time trying to eat something in secret, because I know I will have to share it with 5 other people, and darnet, I dont want to. LOL

8:54 AM  
Blogger halloweenlover said...

And don't tell me that is how your poop smells! PRICELESS!

This is the beauty of blogs. In 20 years you can show this to him. HA!

9:10 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Caught in the act! Funny!!!!!

9:11 AM  
Blogger TBG said...

That is hysterical. Those boys are onto you!

9:22 AM  
Blogger Sleeping Mommy said...

LOL---no seriously LOL

That is just hilarious. Thank you, you just provided me with my first laugh out loud guffaw of the day.

Yes, I said guffaw. Want to make something of it?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Scooby said...

LOL Its ok Sleeping mommy I will say it with you... GUFFAW!

My Dh doesnt understand the addiction of blogs but even he appreciated this post when I read it to him.

Thanks for the giggle of the day I really needed it.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Mom2the5rs said...

You are my morning cup of laughter. Too bad Starbucks can't market you!

12:14 PM  
Blogger nabbalicious said...

HA! Boy, your kids are freaking smart.

3:16 PM  
Blogger blackbird said...

we ALL enjoyed this one.

6:35 PM  
Blogger eko said...

How with all you do, remember these to get to your blog? I wish I was could be so proficient in recall to be able to blog my kid's funnies. Though yours are classics. And we're so lucky you write!

3:10 AM  
Blogger eko said...

Okay, look at the time of posting. ;) Sheesh what a tangled mass/mess of words - hope you know what I meant :P

3:12 AM  
Blogger Carley said...

ROFLOL! That is The Funniest thing I have heard in a loooong time!

8:24 AM  
Anonymous kelly said...

bwa ha ha! thanks for the laugh.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

This is absolutely priceless ! ROTFLOL :-)

12:15 PM  
Blogger Meg said...

What? You mean your poop DOESN'T smell like candy?

8:46 AM  
Blogger Silly Old Bear said...

That's great, smart kiddo...

10:11 AM  
Blogger Kim Goddard said...

That was just too cute

10:29 AM  
Blogger Ms. Mamma said...

Hilarious! You are fabulosa! I was intriguied by the name of your blog and read awhile. BTW... I love your red toile wallpaper in the background of the photo w/ Santa's Heine & cookies.

12:02 AM  

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