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Friday, November 04, 2005


There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.

"Mom, what are you doing?" a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.

"Uh, I am using the bathroom." I answer.

"Using it for what?"

"Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?"

"Well, I hear paper rustling."

"It's the toilet paper, I think."

"No it's not."

"How do you know?"

"Because I can smell candy through the door. And don't try to tell me that is how your poop smells."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

AAAHA! They're like little bears, the way they can smell food (candy). Oh, how sweet. Did you let them in for a bathroom candy fest?

8:54 AM  
Blogger Audrey said...

That is so funny, I get busted all the time trying to eat something in secret, because I know I will have to share it with 5 other people, and darnet, I dont want to. LOL

8:54 AM  
Blogger halloweenlover said...

And don't tell me that is how your poop smells! PRICELESS!

This is the beauty of blogs. In 20 years you can show this to him. HA!

9:10 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Caught in the act! Funny!!!!!

9:11 AM  
Blogger TBG said...

That is hysterical. Those boys are onto you!

9:22 AM  
Blogger Sleeping Mommy said...

LOL---no seriously LOL

That is just hilarious. Thank you, you just provided me with my first laugh out loud guffaw of the day.

Yes, I said guffaw. Want to make something of it?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Scooby said...

LOL Its ok Sleeping mommy I will say it with you... GUFFAW!

My Dh doesnt understand the addiction of blogs but even he appreciated this post when I read it to him.

Thanks for the giggle of the day I really needed it.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Mom2the5rs said...

You are my morning cup of laughter. Too bad Starbucks can't market you!

12:14 PM  
Blogger nabbalicious said...

HA! Boy, your kids are freaking smart.

3:16 PM  
Blogger blackbird said...

we ALL enjoyed this one.

6:35 PM  
Blogger eko said...

How with all you do, remember these to get to your blog? I wish I was could be so proficient in recall to be able to blog my kid's funnies. Though yours are classics. And we're so lucky you write!

3:10 AM  
Blogger eko said...

Okay, look at the time of posting. ;) Sheesh what a tangled mass/mess of words - hope you know what I meant :P

3:12 AM  
Blogger Carley said...

ROFLOL! That is The Funniest thing I have heard in a loooong time!

8:24 AM  
Anonymous kelly said...

bwa ha ha! thanks for the laugh.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

This is absolutely priceless ! ROTFLOL :-)

12:15 PM  
Blogger Meg said...

What? You mean your poop DOESN'T smell like candy?

8:46 AM  
Blogger Silly Old Bear said...

That's great, smart kiddo...

10:11 AM  
Blogger Kim Goddard said...

That was just too cute

10:29 AM  
Blogger Ms. Mamma said...

Hilarious! You are fabulosa! I was intriguied by the name of your blog and read awhile. BTW... I love your red toile wallpaper in the background of the photo w/ Santa's Heine & cookies.

12:02 AM  

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