Overheard At My House

"Put it in!"

"I am putting it in!"

"That's the wrong hole. Put it in the right hole."

"I'm trying."

"Will you concentrate already. It really isn't hard."

"Yes it is hard."

"Push harder."

"I am"

"Harder. Harder. C'mon, keep pushing."

"There. It's in."

"Sheesh, I feel like a cigarette."

"What? Why?"

"Nevermind."

"Why do they make those ski gloves so hard to put on?"